Crit Happens

Crit Happens has spent decades making questionable life choices — this book being one of them. By day, he stares at medical images searching for things that absolutely should not be inside a human body. By night, he writes stories containing an alarming number of monsters that probably shouldn't be inside the human body either. He owns far more books than he could ever read, more board games than he could ever play, and firmly believes there is always room for more. His adult children shouldn't need their childhood bedrooms anymore — surely they could stay in a hotel when they visit. He lives with his incredibly patient wife, a menagerie of judgemental pets, and a brain that never stops asking, “Have you seen my phone? Glasses? Keys?”